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Jun
23rd
Tue
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swingr

  • Vaughn: Remember when my chin was discernible from my neck?
  • Favreau: Take a left. I think I smell a Krispy Kreme.
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solid.

solid.

Jan
28th
Wed
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Sweet. Mother. Of. God.

via Lisanti Quarterly

Jan
24th
Sat
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iPhone Poem

iPhone Poem

Jan
9th
Fri
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Ear Infection

  • Doctor: Are you putting Q-Tips in your ear?
  • Me: Not currently.
  • Doctor: When you are currently putting Q-Tips in your ear, stop.
Dec
27th
Sat
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Thick as theives

  • Vaughn: I'm the fat one.
  • Favreau: No, I'm the fat one!
  • Vaughn: I'm fatter!
  • Favreau: No, I'm the fattest! Infinity!
  • Vaughn: (explodes)
  • Favreau: (explodes)